Dear So and So IV: A New Hope

Ahhhhh, Friday! Friday! Greatest day of the week for many. For SAHM's (and SAHD's) it's really kind of like any other day. Meh. It really takes away from the whole TGIF thing when the next day will be pretty much the same. When I worked, I loved Fridays because it meant the weekend and a a break. There are no breaks for SAHP's (how's that? Stay at home parent! All encompassing. I rule). Thanks to Kat though, I now have something to make Friday's a day to look forward to again.

Dear Media,

PLEASE let the Michael Jackson thing go. For the love of all that is holy, I don't care anymore. Enough with constant coverage. Why is he still the top story? Let the man rest in peace and quit giving the fame whores what they want.

Pissed off,
MIHH


Dear Levi Johnston,

You are a fame whore. Please go hawk your wares elsewhere. I do not need to see your face prominently displayed on the front page of Yahoo!

Not buying,
MIHH


Dear House,

Really? Really? You haven't cleaned yourself YET? This is getting really old. You need to get your act together or I'm going to have to take drastic measures. I'm not sure what they'll be, but I'm going to take them. Even if it means hiring a hausfrau (which I desperately want, but M is opposed to since I don't have a "real job."

Irritably,
MIHH


Dear M,

I assure you taking care of your child and 3 dogs is a "real job." IN fact, even when I had a real job, I still took care of the boy and the dogs.

PMSingly yours,
MIHH


Dear body,

You can only claim jet lag for so long. I know you're tired and grumpy, but you jet lag only lasts about a week and a half. Find a real reason.

Tiredly,
MIHH


Dear Wind,

In case you haven't noticed I recently chopped off my hair and I can no longer pull it back in a pony tail. This is making it very difficult for me to see. I would really appreciate it if you would quit blowing so hard. Blustery days are for October, not July.

Blinded,
MIHH


Dear feet,

Walking 2 miles should NOT make you hurt this much. You've walked much, much further than this, so why the pain today?

Achingly,
MIHH


Ah, that's all I've got for now. I'm really tired. I didn't sleep well last night. Maybe I'll take a nap and can come up with a few more.

Now go join the fun over at Kat's.