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Friday, July 10, 2009

Dear So and So IV: A New Hope

Dear So and So...

Ahhhhh, Friday! Friday! Greatest day of the week for many. For SAHM's (and SAHD's) it's really kind of like any other day. Meh. It really takes away from the whole TGIF thing when the next day will be pretty much the same. When I worked, I loved Fridays because it meant the weekend and a a break. There are no breaks for SAHP's (how's that? Stay at home parent! All encompassing. I rule). Thanks to Kat though, I now have something to make Friday's a day to look forward to again.

Dear Media,

PLEASE let the Michael Jackson thing go. For the love of all that is holy, I don't care anymore. Enough with constant coverage. Why is he still the top story? Let the man rest in peace and quit giving the fame whores what they want.

Pissed off,

Dear Levi Johnston,

You are a fame whore. Please go hawk your wares elsewhere. I do not need to see your face prominently displayed on the front page of Yahoo!

Not buying,

Dear House,

Really? Really? You haven't cleaned yourself YET? This is getting really old. You need to get your act together or I'm going to have to take drastic measures. I'm not sure what they'll be, but I'm going to take them. Even if it means hiring a hausfrau (which I desperately want, but M is opposed to since I don't have a "real job."


Dear M,

I assure you taking care of your child and 3 dogs is a "real job." IN fact, even when I had a real job, I still took care of the boy and the dogs.

PMSingly yours,

Dear body,

You can only claim jet lag for so long. I know you're tired and grumpy, but you jet lag only lasts about a week and a half. Find a real reason.


Dear Wind,

In case you haven't noticed I recently chopped off my hair and I can no longer pull it back in a pony tail. This is making it very difficult for me to see. I would really appreciate it if you would quit blowing so hard. Blustery days are for October, not July.


Dear feet,

Walking 2 miles should NOT make you hurt this much. You've walked much, much further than this, so why the pain today?


Ah, that's all I've got for now. I'm really tired. I didn't sleep well last night. Maybe I'll take a nap and can come up with a few more.

Now go join the fun over at Kat's.


Crazy Shenanigans-JMO said...

Sorry your feet are hurting! And I agree, I'm so sick and tired of hearing about MJ.

Unknown said...

HAHA I love it... getting ready to do mine in just a few!!

Unknown said...

HAHA I love it... getting ready to do mine in just a few!!

Amanda @ Serenity Now said...

I'm sorry to laugh at your pain, but this was a funny post. ;) I'm so glad I'm not the only one whose hubs thinks being a SAHM isn't a real job. ;)

Unknown said...

Love it. I don't have a "real job" either, and hubby loves to mention that. Oh, and I totally need a self-cleaning house. Wouldn't that be wonderful!?

Susie Q said...

Can Levi Johnston go away and take MJ with him? And nothing will be even slightly resolved until the tox reports come back, they put his brain back where it came from and the family stops fighting over the best place to make a buck from his grave and just bury the man. Honestly, this cannot be good for those poor kids.

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