Happy day! TUESDAY! Let's get our random on!
*You may have heard the rumors that Angelina Jolie is hooking up with Johnny Depp. I'm so sick of those rag mags picking on my sweetheart. Let me just reassure you, Johnny still loves me. He and I are fine. In fact he visited me just the other day in my dreams and assured me I had nothing to worry about. I don't want you all to worry.
*It is official: I suck at Wii Tennis.
*BTW, if there ever were some sort of digression with that
home wrecker Angelina, I would of course be hurt and angry, but we'd find a way to work through it. It may take some time and some Kobe sized diamonds (what? have you not figured out by now that I CAN be bought with flattery and sparkly things?), but we will get through it. After I take that skank out of course.
*While I suck at Wii Tennis, I am the champ at Wii boxing. You do NOT want to mess with me when it comes to Wii boxing. I like to sing Muhammed Ali's chant before and after a round. "Bump-ba-bada-bump The Champ is here! Bump-ba-bada-bump The Champ is here!"
*My plantar fasciitis is really hurting me again. It's been hurting for months (months, people), but over the last week it's gotten really bad again. Boo!
*Indy and I are supposed to do a 5K this weekend and I'm not sure I can do it. I'll have to rest it up.
*My arms hurt so badly from Wii boxing. How lame and out of shape am I?
*We have not discussed who should or should not be president in our view, though we studied the process of election back when it happened. Indy is very interested in the political system. He was watching the Today Show and something came on about John McCain. He looked at me and said "John McCain should have been President. He's been to war and done important stuff. He's a hero. What has Obama done? He's not a war hero." I had no response because, well, I didn't know what to say to that.
*Arf (our super crazy little dog-all 4.5 lbs of him) likes to lick the air. It is weird and crazy annoying. Why does he do that?
*You must see this hilarious comic about Mr. Darcy. Giggle. Swoon.
*The big military resort down in Garmisch, Germany has the worst, most depressing music on their commercials. It makes me want to go slit my wrists, not go on a vacation. They should really fix that.
*How does Sarah Palin get her hair so high?
*The Oscars are not as much fun when you know the outcome. Stupid, stupid, time zones!
*In case you're confused I know Johnny is with that French model chic, but he's just staying for the children. I completely understand. Our love is pure and I can be selfless enough to let him be with his children. I'm the real reason their not married, you know. Shhhhhhhhh.
*I finally finished my paper bag/butterfly wreath! Huzzah! I'll post about it tomorrow or Thurs so you can see how fabulous
I am it is.
*Indy has to get shots today and I'm afraid he's going to have a nervous breakdown. Heaven help me.
*Could the people on "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?" be any dumber?
*You've been warned!
Don't forget to enter my giveaway(!!!!) before heading over to Keely's to check out all the randomness.
If you're not Johnny, don't read any further.
Johnny, I won't listen to the rumors. I know how you feel about me. Call me. Kisses xxoxx