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Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Random Tuesday: Can I say that?


It's that time. Get with it.

*Mr. HH came home on Sunday. He stopped and picked me up some flowers for our missed anniversary. Wasn't that nice?

*The other day a friend (a dear friend) took Indy to the "big park" with her kids giving me 3 blessed hours of quiet (a dear, dear, dear friend). I read some of my book club book and relished in the lack of chatter.

*That same night Indy and I were eating dinner and we had a conversation something like this:

Indy: Mom, some big kids did terrible graffiti in the top of slide tower (the big park has a fort like structure that is amazing and mostly enclosed with 6 or 7 tube slides of varying heights and levels of twists).

Me: Really? That's not very nice.

Indy: No, it's not. They drew a naked lady!

Me: Well...

Indy: Yeah. Teenagers. Why do the have to act like that? Know what else was up there?

Me [afraid to ask]: What?

Indy: A bunch of...[looks left and right, cups his hand around his mouth and speaks in a stage whisper] wieners!

Me:  Um, ookaaay.  Listen, I'm not really a fan of that word.  You should use the proper terminology and call it a [can't believe I'm saying this at the dinner table] penis.

Indy:  REALLY?  Can I say that?

Me:  Yes, as long as you use it properly.

Indy:  Wow!  Well then, a bunch of [looks left and right, cups his mouth and stage whispers] PENISES!

Me:  facepalm

*72 degrees is the official "room temperature"

*2 days after the above dinner conversation, Indy and I were watching a movie.  He grabbed the remote and paused it.  I asked him what he was doing and he responded as he ran off toward the bathroom:  I have to pee before my PENIS explodes.  Double facepalm.

*I feel guilty if I don't update my facebook status at least once a week.

*Good to know:

Now, click that weird and disturbing button at the top of the post and head over to Keely's and check out all the random.


Amanda @ Serenity Now said...

I can't even say the "p" word!! Hilarious!!!!!

I am Harriet said...

That is one wild sign.

Have a great Tuesday!

Frau said...

Your baby is growing up....I think you are going to be hearing penis talk for quite the time now. lol! Love the sign!

Frugal Vicki said...

I am with you, I always thought that button was slightly disturbing as well, lol!
Why did they have to make anatomically correct words seem so vulgar? Then again, I guess they could have called it a cuddle bunny, but then cuddle bunny would seem vulgar.

Hot Ginger Mess said...

RE: "72 degrees is the official room temperature." Good to know and will be used in my next "discussion" with The Husband over the heater settings. Much thanks. :-)

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