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Friday, October 23, 2009

Dear So and So: The germ-y eviction-y edition

Dear So and So...

Dear germs that are currently keeping me on the sofa,

I don't know if you're flu germs (though I did get the flu mist and shouldn't be bothered by you) or just some nasty little cold germs that jumped from Indy to me. I don't care. I don't like you, and I'd like you to leave. I realize my body is tempting (Mr. HH says so, thus making me believe it must be true, though he could have ulterior motives, who knows?). It's all warm and functioning and what not and I understand why you might want to invade (wow, this sounds so dirty), but you are really not welcome. Having a sore throat is so less than fun. And the whole freezing one minute and sweating like a big burly man the next? I am so not enjoying that. Please be aware that I will be dosing myself with medications, vitamin c, gargling with salt water as often as possible and sending serious signals to my white blood cells to track you down. This will cause you no end of distress. If you leave now though, we can avoid all of that unpleasantness. While I don't wish you on anyone else, you need to go find a new home. Consider this your eviction notice. You need to vacate the premises STASAP (sooner than as soon as possible). Got it?

Seriously (don't make me break out the good drugs),


Yankee Girl said...

My cold germs just left. They moved onto my husband. I have decided it is more fun for me to be sick than to have to take care of my sick husband.

I hope you feel better soon!

satakieli said...

Oh lame, I hate being sick.

We haven't had any illness our way yet. i bet now I've said that the dear husband will bring something home from work.

Allison said...

I'm just waiting for the germs to hit me. I know it is only a matter of time...especially considering my less-than-healthy diet of Chick-fil-A and McDonald's lately. :(

p.s. I'm hosting a fun Christmas giveaway on the blog right now - you should check it out :)

Brutally Honest said...

Amen. I'm going to send this letter to my germs if they try and attack me this winter!

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