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Thursday, October 8, 2009

Dirty, dirty, dirty!

Have you ever looked to see what people searched for that landed them on your blog? No? Well, you totally should. You might be surprised. When I chose the name Mom in High Heels, it was from a running joke a friend and I had. It never occurred to me that there were so many pervs weirdos interesting people searching for porn mature content on the web. I suppose it should have, but at the time, the name MIHH (I simply cannot keep typing the full thing out) did not seem like something that would attract said pervs people. Oh, how wrong I was. Here's a list of what has been searched for in the past month and a half that landed browsers on my site:

naughty moms in high heels (you should be ashamed of yourself)

mom's driving fast in heels (guilty, but blog is probably not what they were hoping for)

pretty boys in heels (you my friend need help)

lady teacher spanking in high heels (ooooookaaaaaaay)

I hate Aldi (this isn't dirty, but get off my blog!)

I could sleep in high heels (you could, but that would be rather uncomfortable)

hot moms in high heels (well, at least this one got it right!)

what kind of panties does Oprah wear (why would anyone search for this? Seriously)

old hot moms in high heels (I think I should be insulted. And grossed out)

Oh, the list goes on and on, but I won't because I fear that if I list some of the search terms that land deviants the general public here, I'll be put under adult content and all hell will break loose. Who knew such and innocent and innocuous name would be so provocative?



12 comments:

Cammie said...

awesome. I have looked this up before too and it makes me LOL. Funny, people who search out geese tend to find their way to my blog

Emily said...

Ewwwww!! There are wayyy too many perverted people out there. And who is Aldi?

BeautifulWreck said...

I get some weird searches on my blog as well. I am always left scratching my heading wondering WTF and thinking there are some real sickos.

Captain Dumbass said...

I still haven't done this yet. Mostly because I don't know how, but whatever. Oprah's panties? Seriously? That's so wrong.

Trac~ said...

How do you find out this stuff? I am new to blogging and really have no idea - thanks for the heads up! :o)

Amanda @ Serenity Now said...

Hahaha....I actually just saw something like that for MY blog last night and laughed when I saw several searches for "weed." Whatevs.....

Kelly Fisher said...

I found your blog via Devine Design and found myself laughing so hard. I am always amazed at how people end up on my blog after searching for something like "taco dogs". LOL

~ Dawn ~ said...

LOL..some pervs these days! OMG..Oparahs panties...ewwwww!! I don't know how to do the search, but I think I am a little scared to find out now.

Allison said...

Those are some impressive searches. The most perverted one that got people to my blog is baby bump porn. Disturbing but impressive.

Randa said...

I wanna know how to search that as well!! Or...after reading your hysterical post...maybe I don't. ;)

Sandy said...

How do you check this info??

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