Random Thoughts Tuesday, baseball, computers and idiocy.

Ah, sweet, sweet RTT. How do I love thee? Let me count the ways....Well, actually, I don't know how to count the ways I love you, but trust me, I do.

*Note to self: when trying to paste something into your blog post (like the RTT logo thingy) you first must actually copy it first instead of hitting CTRL V over and over and yelling at your computer for being stupid.

*Sometimes at night I lay in bed and compose awesome blog posts in my head. When I wake up the next morning I can't remember what they were. Very frustrating.

*I'm sorry for my readers that they are missing out on those super awesome posts I compose at night.

*The average lifespan of a Major League baseball is 7 pitches.

*Unless the Cubs can pull some major miracles out of their pockets soon, my little logo over there(ish) <---- is going to have to read "NEXT Year is our year." As usual. {sigh}

*There are oysters in the Caribbean that can climb trees. Creepy.

*Note to self: No vacations in the Caribbean. Unless Johnny Depp is involved and then oysters be damned!

*Pepper is sick again. We lost a rug to her illness this morning. There was just no salvaging it. Ick.

*I wonder how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? You know, if a wood chuck could chuck wood. And what is chucking?

*Why is it okay for men to go around grabbing themselves in public? I've asked M this but all I get is a very articulate shoulder shrug and "Uh, uhuh," which is grunt for "I don't know" and silently also conveys "You crazy woman. Why are you asking me this? I don't know the answers. Did I do something wrong? Why are you talking to me? What are you planning? No, I don't want to know. Can I please get back to my movie? Sheesh."

*I saw an off duty Polezi officer (he was still in his uniform) today driving a Porsche and sporting a Burt Reynolds mustache circa 1975 and aviator sunglasses. He so looked like he belonged in that stupid show Reno 911. He so thought he was cool. I LOL'd. A lot.

*I also saw a lady woman girl chick on a vintage motorcycle today. And by vintage, I mean WWII. It was so awesome. I'm not a big fan of motorcycles in general (to be honest they scare the beejeebers out of me), but this one was cool. I'd totally ride one of those. You know, if I knew how.

*Mafia Wars is totally addictive and you don't even really do anything. What does that say about me?

*Indy and I have been listening to German cd's in the car and for some reason they make me laugh. They have the most bizarre phrases on them. When am I ever going to say "Who's suitcases are those?" If they're not mine, I don't care! Indy is catching on quite well though so that's a good thing. You know, if he ever needs to ask who's suitcases those are or that he likes the party.

*And finally, here's my weekly funny sign. Today's sign comes from Astralia. Hope you like it.