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Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Random Thoughts Tuesday, baseball, computers and idiocy.


Ah, sweet, sweet RTT. How do I love thee? Let me count the ways....Well, actually, I don't know how to count the ways I love you, but trust me, I do.

*Note to self: when trying to paste something into your blog post (like the RTT logo thingy) you first must actually copy it first instead of hitting CTRL V over and over and yelling at your computer for being stupid.

*Sometimes at night I lay in bed and compose awesome blog posts in my head. When I wake up the next morning I can't remember what they were. Very frustrating.

*I'm sorry for my readers that they are missing out on those super awesome posts I compose at night.

*The average lifespan of a Major League baseball is 7 pitches.

*Unless the Cubs can pull some major miracles out of their pockets soon, my little logo over there(ish) <---- is going to have to read "NEXT Year is our year." As usual. {sigh}

*There are oysters in the Caribbean that can climb trees. Creepy.

*Note to self: No vacations in the Caribbean. Unless Johnny Depp is involved and then oysters be damned!

*Pepper is sick again. We lost a rug to her illness this morning. There was just no salvaging it. Ick.

*I wonder how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? You know, if a wood chuck could chuck wood. And what is chucking?

*Why is it okay for men to go around grabbing themselves in public? I've asked M this but all I get is a very articulate shoulder shrug and "Uh, uhuh," which is grunt for "I don't know" and silently also conveys "You crazy woman. Why are you asking me this? I don't know the answers. Did I do something wrong? Why are you talking to me? What are you planning? No, I don't want to know. Can I please get back to my movie? Sheesh."

*I saw an off duty Polezi officer (he was still in his uniform) today driving a Porsche and sporting a Burt Reynolds mustache circa 1975 and aviator sunglasses. He so looked like he belonged in that stupid show Reno 911. He so thought he was cool. I LOL'd. A lot.

*I also saw a lady woman girl chick on a vintage motorcycle today. And by vintage, I mean WWII. It was so awesome. I'm not a big fan of motorcycles in general (to be honest they scare the beejeebers out of me), but this one was cool. I'd totally ride one of those. You know, if I knew how.

*Mafia Wars is totally addictive and you don't even really do anything. What does that say about me?

*Indy and I have been listening to German cd's in the car and for some reason they make me laugh. They have the most bizarre phrases on them. When am I ever going to say "Who's suitcases are those?" If they're not mine, I don't care! Indy is catching on quite well though so that's a good thing. You know, if he ever needs to ask who's suitcases those are or that he likes the party.

*And finally, here's my weekly funny sign. Today's sign comes from Astralia. Hope you like it.


Amanda @ Serenity Now said...

If you find out why men can get away with the grabbiness, please let me know. ;)

LOVE that sign. Can't believe the stuff you come up with. :)

Captain Cleavage said...

I asked my hubs about the whole men grabbing themselves thing...this was his response...

"to make sure it's still there or sometimes it just itches." make sure it's still there?!?!

I guess they are worried it might just run away or something lol

Emily said...

These are really random...even for RTT!
I've asked my husband questions like that before and pretty much get the same response. I think the real answer is just that men don't think about things! Period.
I get about eleventy seven mafia wars thingies a day and have no idea what it is!

Kat said...

Sorry about your rug dude, that sucks! I bet it tied the whole room together (Sorry I am a Big Lebowski fan)

Also, join my mafia (we have cookies!)

otin said...

Lisa Michelle asked me that question about the woodchuck and my answer was: It would really suck and I'd be fucked if I knew how much wood that a wood chuck chucked! LOL!

I can't even climb a tree!

Staci said...

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood. :)

Sarah said...

Sometimes at night I lay in bed and compose awesome blog posts in my head. When I wake up the next morning I can't remember what they were. Very frustrating.

I do that too!

Oh and on your more recent post, I just have to add, I am jealous that you have GG on DVD. I miss that show! I actually don't think I ever saw the last half of season 7.

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