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Friday, September 25, 2009

Dear So and So: I'm back baby!

I haven't been able to do a Dear So and So for a while, but this week, like the title says, I'm back baby!!!!

Dear So and So...

Dear Mama Mia (the movie),

I heart you so much! Apparently the Germans love you too because this is the 5th month out of the last 11 that you've been a featured movie on the movie channel. It's in English!!!! Fortunately (for me) Mr. HH and Indy both love it too and will watch it any time it's on. I always wonder why there isn't a soundtrack for my life. How awesome would that be?

The Dancing Queen (young and sweet),

Dear Heel Spur,

I hate you. A lot.


Dear worker bees removing the asbestos from our attic area,

OMG! 7 am? Are you kidding me? Do you KNOW how loud you are? I know you're just doing your jobs, and that's cool, but 7am until 4pm M-F? Really? Really? I feel like I'm going crazy. Indy can't concentrate on school work and I'm seriously thinking of Irishing up my tea in the mornings.

Head poundingly,

Dear fresh baked chocolate chip cookies,

QUIT. LOOKING. AT. ME. LIKE. THAT. Yes, you're ooey, gooey delicious, but I cannot eat all of you, no matter how much I'd like to. The dollar to euro rate blows right now and I can't afford (nor do I want to) buy bigger pants, so please, cut me some slack.


Dear Exchange Rate,

You are seriously sucking right now. When the Euro first came out in 2002 the exchange rate was about $1.60 to 1 Euro and now it's $0.65 to 1 Euro. WHAT???? Do you know how much that makes stuff at IKEA? Come on!


Dear blogger,

Why can you not make the Euro symbol? Or accept it from MS Word? That's really annoying. I hate typing out Euro all the time. It would be so much easier to make the curved capital E looking thing.

Still poor and now annoyed,

Dear house,

How many times do we need to have the discussion about cleaning yourself up?


Dear Edward,

You're mine. Don't be swayed by any of those other bloggers. Especially Cammie. I'm the one. Me.


Dear Johnny Depp,

Same goes for you. I'm willing to cut you a bit of slack because you have kids with what's-her-name, but I'm your true love. Remember that, okay? And yes, I can in fact juggle both you and Edward. Oh and Mr. HH too.

Loving you,

Dear Meryl Streep,

You have gorgeous hair. I kind of hate you for that.


Okay, I guess I'm done. Head over to Kat's to read the other Dear So and So's. You won't be sorry.


Trac~ said...

LOL - what a great idea! I love this and may have to copy it sometime for my blog too! Have a great Friday and a wonderful weekend! Hugs, Trac~ :o)

Cammie said...

I will cut a girl for Edward and Johnnie Depp.
For Realz.

(ps--never seen Mamma Mia...must get on this.)

Emily said...

Hate to bust your bubble, but Edward is mine. You can have Johnny though. ;)

Krystal said...

I sooooo love Mama Mia (note to self: have the Ape buy a copy for the holidays)

Crazy Shenanigans said...

I love Mama Mia!!!! I sing it non stop some times!

otin said...

You had me at chocolate chip cookie!!!!

susan said...

This should be a blog party! You speak for the masses :)

Jen said...

Don't hate me, but I didn't like Mamma Mia. I love chocolate chip cookies and Edward Cullen so we can still be friends. :)

Yet said...

haha! This post was a trip! I'm loving every minute of it!

Sue said...

You *might* be able to get the Euro symbol by using an "Alt Code"...

Type ALT-0128 (use the number pad) and maybe it'll pop up for you.

Amanda @ Serenity Now said...

Newsflash: Edward can't be yours b/c he's mine. ;)

Thanks so much for stopping by last week...I have been out of town and am just now returning visits. :)

You KNOW I took the heels to Nashville!!! :)

Allison said...

I definitely don't miss the exchange rate...

I remember that one day that it went all the way up to 80 euro cents to the dollar. I took my VAT form to the Polish Pottery store and STOCKED UP.

That was a good day.

Katie @ said...

haha! This post cracks me up. I met some Americans the other day who were spending 9 euros for cigarettes EVERY day. They complained about the exchange rate being bad for their habit.
Sometimes you just have to go "mmmhummm" and nod, you know?
Write more of these dear so-and-sos if you ever get in the mood!

Katie @ said...

Oh P.S. We would love the chance to meet up. Only catch is I probably couldn't be saying, "Hey Mom in high heels..." ;)

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