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Tuesday, March 9, 2010

RTT: Johnny still loves ME


Happy day! TUESDAY! Let's get our random on!

*You may have heard the rumors that Angelina Jolie is hooking up with Johnny Depp. I'm so sick of those rag mags picking on my sweetheart. Let me just reassure you, Johnny still loves me. He and I are fine. In fact he visited me just the other day in my dreams and assured me I had nothing to worry about. I don't want you all to worry.

*It is official: I suck at Wii Tennis.

*BTW, if there ever were some sort of digression with that home wrecker Angelina, I would of course be hurt and angry, but we'd find a way to work through it. It may take some time and some Kobe sized diamonds (what? have you not figured out by now that I CAN be bought with flattery and sparkly things?), but we will get through it. After I take that skank out of course.

*While I suck at Wii Tennis, I am the champ at Wii boxing. You do NOT want to mess with me when it comes to Wii boxing. I like to sing Muhammed Ali's chant before and after a round. "Bump-ba-bada-bump The Champ is here! Bump-ba-bada-bump The Champ is here!"

*My plantar fasciitis is really hurting me again. It's been hurting for months (months, people), but over the last week it's gotten really bad again. Boo!

*Indy and I are supposed to do a 5K this weekend and I'm not sure I can do it. I'll have to rest it up.

*My arms hurt so badly from Wii boxing. How lame and out of shape am I?

*We have not discussed who should or should not be president in our view, though we studied the process of election back when it happened. Indy is very interested in the political system. He was watching the Today Show and something came on about John McCain. He looked at me and said "John McCain should have been President. He's been to war and done important stuff. He's a hero. What has Obama done? He's not a war hero." I had no response because, well, I didn't know what to say to that.

*Arf (our super crazy little dog-all 4.5 lbs of him) likes to lick the air. It is weird and crazy annoying. Why does he do that?

*You must see this hilarious comic about Mr. Darcy. Giggle. Swoon.

*The big military resort down in Garmisch, Germany has the worst, most depressing music on their commercials. It makes me want to go slit my wrists, not go on a vacation. They should really fix that.

*How does Sarah Palin get her hair so high?

*The Oscars are not as much fun when you know the outcome. Stupid, stupid, time zones!

*In case you're confused I know Johnny is with that French model chic, but he's just staying for the children. I completely understand. Our love is pure and I can be selfless enough to let him be with his children. I'm the real reason their not married, you know. Shhhhhhhhh.

*I finally finished my paper bag/butterfly wreath! Huzzah! I'll post about it tomorrow or Thurs so you can see how fabulous I am it is.

*Indy has to get shots today and I'm afraid he's going to have a nervous breakdown. Heaven help me.

*Could the people on "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?" be any dumber?

*You've been warned!

Don't forget to enter my giveaway(!!!!) before heading over to Keely's to check out all the randomness.

If you're not Johnny, don't read any further.

Johnny, I won't listen to the rumors. I know how you feel about me. Call me. Kisses xxoxx


Amanda @ Serenity Now said...

Don't beat yourself up over the Wii. I played the bowling game once, and I was terrible. But I am also terrible at real bowling. :s

The Darcy cartoon was pretty funny!

Rachele Bennett said...

I love Wii tennis. I suck at boxing. I totally know about the arm soreness though, lol.

Has Angelina done any movies she didn't hook-up with the leading man in?

Happy RTT

I am Harriet said...

Don't even get me started on wii tennis. It is so stacked against you. It's like the wii is cheating!

Mama Badger said...

Tell Indy to watch what he wishes for. The last "war hero" we had for a president was Bush Sr, I'm pretty sure.

Angelina is a skank. She's not competition for you. Johnny would never stray for that. I'm sure of it.

Wii tennis is hard. How sad is that. I stick with the bowling. Though PB needs to get better at making bowling alley cheese fries.

satakieli said...

Heh, last election was pretty much a "which is the lesser of two evils?" deal. McCain is a hilarious crotchety old man who calls his wife bad words in public. Very bad words.

Oh, and Wii tennis is pretty much the only one I CAN do. I royally suck at the others, much to my husband's amusement.

Stacy Uncorked said...

I used to suck at Wii Tennis, but I'm much better now. Wii Boxing? I suck big time. :) And while I don't do too bad with Wii Bowling, Princess Nagger kicks my butt every time. She'll bowl 4 strikes in a row, then walk around going "Gobble, Gobble!"

I can't stand Angelina. Like Mama Badger said, she's definitely no competition for you - you're waaaaaay better! ;)

The Crazy Coxes said...

Your signs always make me laugh!!! Awesome!

I can't play any video games. I am horrible at them. But I would make a good real life boxer, kind of.

Angelina - Booooo!
Happy Random!

Ellen said...

Yikes, plantar fasciitis is the WORST. Have you been to the doc? You aren't wearing flat shoes, right? I wore my Converse sneaks for a week before I found it they were the worst shoes I could possibly wear. The exercises really helped me (especially the one where you roll a frozen water bottle under your foot). Feel better!

Christina - Rant Rave Roll said...

I think Sarah Palin must have bought those Bump-Its from the infomercial. Either that or she has the same hairstylist as the girls from Jersey Shore.

Happy Random!

JennyMac said...

I rock at Wii tennis..and will challenge you to Wii Boxing too. LOL.

And now thanks to you, I am going to be punished by the law. haha.

Liz Mays said...

I gotta love you since you're a fellow Johnny Depp worshipper. I always hurt my elbow or wrist on those wii games. I must be too competitive!

Formerly known as Frau said...

Can you get a cortisone shot for your PF that helped me. Plus stop the heels! Look into FitFlops they have almost cured mine.

Crazy Shenanigans-JMO said...

Don't even get me started on Angie. Ugh.

Wii Sports are no joke! That stuff can really work out your limbs.

Elisa @ Globetrotting in Heels said...

Yum, love me some Mr. Darcy :-)

I really don't like Wii Tennis AT ALL. But I kick ass at Wii Boxing, and the step thingy in Wii Fit. I'm not too shabby with the Wii hula hoop, but I doubt I;d be able to pull it off with a real one ;-)

Everyday Goddess said...

Angelina wrecked Brad. Wrecked him I say.

Oh, and I'm pretty sure it's super sized Bumpits.

Or her head is just freaskishly pointy.

Your choice.

Janean said...

2 yrs ago i had plantar fasciitis get so bad i could stand for less than one minute...literally. went to a specialist who made a *lift* for my feet and within two days i could stand, walk and even DANCE! i wear them 3-4 days a week! no more problems. :)

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