OMG, 3 posts in 1 week? What's going on here?
I haven't done a Dear So and So in AGES and thought it was time.
Dear Al Gore,
If you could let Europe know about Global Warming I'd really appreciate it. It's freaking cold!
Dear cold weather,
If you're going to stick around, could you at least drop some snow on us so Indy can play in it and stop griping about how we have no snow? I'd appreciate it and so would he.
Dear Andrew Marlowe,
I'd really appreciate it if you'd quit screwing around and get over the Moonlighting curse fear and get Castle and Beckett together already. All this dancing around is getting old and making me angry. Not enough to quit watching the show because I ♥ it, but still. Just don't do it the way Hart Hanson did on Bones.
Faithful (but annoyed) viewer,
Dear James Bond,
The name of the movie War Horse. Yes, it is about a horse! It has "horse" in the title. Why so surprised? Also, it's about a war. Just so we're clear.
Confused (it has "horse" IN the name!),
Your Wife (you don't have to call me MiHH)
Dear Han Solo,
I know that learning to crawl is awesome and all, but if you could not touch everything except the millions of toys you have to play with, I'd appreciate it a lot. Also, sitting on the floor with your fists clinched and arms rigid straight out in front of you, yelling at me because I pulled you away from the bookcase/cabinet/end table/ect. is not cool. Cute in it's own way, I admit, but not cool.
Not looking forward to you walking,
Why don't you load yourself?
Angry at the constantly messy kitchen,
If you could run yourself too, that would be great. Han Solo is now crawling and keeping the rugs clean is now even more important.
Angry at the dog hair on the carpet,
Ditto what I said to the vacuum.
Angry at the dog hair on the floor,
If you could stop shedding, that would be great. See notes to vacuum and broom above.
Thinking of shaving you,