Does this make me a bad wife??

to make sure there are no more surprise babies, James Bond got the big V yesterday.  I know it hurts, but they didn't even have to put in any stitches.  He acts like he gave birth to the largest baby in the world naturally.  Give me a break.  I've gotten more than a giggle or two out of pretending to throw things into his lap.  The look on his face is priceless and he falls for it every. single. time.  And then he tells me I'm evil and sulks for a few minutes. It's the little things that make life fun.  Does this make me a bad wife????