Weeeeee! It’s TUESDAY! I love Tuesday! Why? Because that means it’s time for more randomness!
*Randomness looks like it’s spelled wrong, but it’s not.
*My feet are cold.
*I wish my hair looked like Maria Menounos’s. She has a stylist though, so that’s why it always looks good.
*Why don’t I have a stylist? Life would be so much easier if I had a stylist. And a cook. And a maid. Oh, and a masseuse.
*Laundry. Must do laundry. I’m running out of clothes. grumblegrumbleIhatelaundrygrumblegrumble.
*Male birth control? WHAT? Injectable? I like it! Of course the FDA was quick to approve Viagra, but I’m sure they’ll drag their feet on male birth control. Bastards.
*Hearing Ann Curry say “sperm count” over and over is creepy, yet funny.
*I envy how much my dogs get to sleep. And how quickly they fall asleep.
*I’ve been sleeping on my bed with no sheets for 2 days. God, I’m lazy! Note to self: Put sheets on the bed!
*If you’ve never had Butterkase (butter cheese), I feel sorry for you. It’s so delicious.
*The weather is chilly and gray.
*I wonder if Bumpits really work. Go look at them (not yet). I’m oddly obsessed.
*I wish I were a CEO. I’d like a big bonus for running a company into the ground.
*Have you ever been to AsSeenOnTV.com? I could literally spend hours there just looking at all the crazy stuff they sell. It’s amusing. Don’t leave yet.
*Ditto Cake Wrecks. I often wonder what people could be thinking. Seriously, finish my post before you click the links.
*Oh, crap! Look at the time. I must get myself together. Indy has a German lesson today and he can’t drive himself. Darn it.
Now you make look at the links and then check out all the other randomness (just click the pic above and you’ll go directly to unmom).
PS. I knew the swine flu was mostly hype. Knew. It. Don't believe me? Go read last Tuesday's randomness.