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Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Randomness all around!


Weeeeee! It’s TUESDAY! I love Tuesday! Why? Because that means it’s time for more randomness!

*Randomness looks like it’s spelled wrong, but it’s not.

*My feet are cold.

*I wish my hair looked like Maria Menounos’s. She has a stylist though, so that’s why it always looks good.

*Why don’t I have a stylist? Life would be so much easier if I had a stylist. And a cook. And a maid. Oh, and a masseuse.

*Laundry. Must do laundry. I’m running out of clothes. grumblegrumbleIhatelaundrygrumblegrumble.

*Male birth control? WHAT? Injectable? I like it! Of course the FDA was quick to approve Viagra, but I’m sure they’ll drag their feet on male birth control. Bastards.

*Hearing Ann Curry say “sperm count” over and over is creepy, yet funny.

*I envy how much my dogs get to sleep. And how quickly they fall asleep.

*I’ve been sleeping on my bed with no sheets for 2 days. God, I’m lazy! Note to self: Put sheets on the bed!

*If you’ve never had Butterkase (butter cheese), I feel sorry for you. It’s so delicious.

*The weather is chilly and gray.

*I wonder if Bumpits really work. Go look at them (not yet). I’m oddly obsessed.

*I wish I were a CEO. I’d like a big bonus for running a company into the ground.

*Have you ever been to I could literally spend hours there just looking at all the crazy stuff they sell. It’s amusing. Don’t leave yet.

*Ditto Cake Wrecks. I often wonder what people could be thinking. Seriously, finish my post before you click the links.

*Oh, crap! Look at the time. I must get myself together. Indy has a German lesson today and he can’t drive himself. Darn it.

Now you make look at the links and then check out all the other randomness (just click the pic above and you’ll go directly to unmom).

PS. I knew the swine flu was mostly hype. Knew. It. Don't believe me? Go read last Tuesday's randomness.


I am Harriet said...

Seriously...would be nice to get a big bonus and then get fired and earn unemployment.
Go Cubbies!

Jennifer said...

I would love to have a housekeeper. And a chauffer.
I would buy them both the ShamWOW.

I love Ann Curry. She's my definite fave on the Today show.

little miss spy said...

LOL i love! and i'm intrigued by almost all of those types of commercials (bumpits included).

Crazy Shenanigans said...

My feet have been cold since October!!! I need summer to hurry up and get here...and stay!

pan x 8 said...

I love how your randomness takes us everywhere and anywhere! Love it!

BeautifulWreck said...

your randomness was great. it will probably take forever to approve the male birthcontrol.

The Antiques Diva™ said...

I'm cracking up reading your randomness - and you're right, it does look like a misspelled word!

Hmmm.. What’s random about my day:

- my husband came home from work at 11.30am today to pick up his chapstick as he's discovered he's obsessed and couldn’t go a second longer without it.

- All my couch cushions are lying on my balcony, soaking up the sun so they will refluff. I don't know why but this works every time. The sales clerk at Roche Bobois told me to do this.

- My cat has decided he likes to sleep on my dining room table. No matter how many times I discipline him I return to find him basking in the sun.

...Just a few "Random Thoughts" from me to you on a Thursday!


Heather said...

Don't you just love Random Tuesday's? Curious about those bumpits too but they probably would go horribly wrong on my head, nor do I want to open myself up to hearing my husband about what they are and why I just "have" to buy them (with his money).

Nikki said...

This is still one of my favorite things that you do.

pan x 8 said...

I love the As Seen on TV shelf at Target! We've used a couple of things, but no harm no foul - only $10 and an experience!

Susie Q said...

LOVE cakewrecks! And bumpitts? Oh please. Everyone stop using flatirons on your hair constantly and it will NOT be that flat and lifeless looks. And a good conditioner will do wonders.

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