Huzzah! Tuesday! You know how I love Tuesdays! Let’s just make with the randomness shall we?
*Why ARE there so many songs about rainbows? Really? WHY?
*Because it has to be asked: what is on the other side?
*Why isn’t it easy being green? I think Kermit should try being magenta or tangerine and see how difficult it is to blend. I think he’d appreciate his green-ness.
*Why does Miss Piggy have a thing for Kermit? Don’t get me wrong, I’m a Kermit fan, he’s the only Muppet with any sense, but really, a pig and a frog? How would that even work? Ewwww…now I’m picturing it and it is not cool.
*If Miss Piggy is sooooo hot for Kermit, why does she flirt with Matt Lauer every time she’s on Today? Cause it ticks me off.
*Why am I on a Muppet kick this morning?
*Who did write the book of love? Cause I’d like to kick his @ss for making it so crazy.
*Did you know there was a talent show in China call the Mongolian Cow Sour Yoghurt Super Girl? Yeah, me neither, but Oprah says so, so it must be true. But why?
*Why is it so hard to get out of bed in the mornings?
*How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll Center of a Tootsie Pop? The owl totally bit.
*Why is it so easy to gain weight and yet so bloody hard to lose it?
*Why are Sloppy Joe’s called that?
*Why are there so many Star Trek movies?
*More importantly, why do people feel the need to speak Klingon? I mean I get that you like ST, but really? Really?
*Why do my abs hurt sooooooo much after yoga?
*Have you ever heard of naked yoga? I saw a poster for it the other day and thought, why would anyone do that? And then I thought, ewwww gross.
And so ends today’s randomness.