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Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Random Thoughts Tuesday: The one where I ask a bunch of dumb questions



Huzzah!  Tuesday!  You know how I love Tuesdays!  Let’s just make with the randomness shall we?

*Why ARE there so many songs about rainbows?  Really?  WHY?

*Because it has to be asked: what is on the other side?

*Why isn’t it easy being green?  I think Kermit should try being magenta or tangerine and see how difficult it is to blend.  I think he’d appreciate his green-ness.

*Why does Miss Piggy have a thing for Kermit?  Don’t get me wrong, I’m a Kermit fan, he’s the only Muppet with any sense, but really, a pig and a frog?  How would that even work?  Ewwww…now I’m picturing it and it is not cool.

*If Miss Piggy is sooooo hot for Kermit, why does she flirt with Matt Lauer every time she’s on Today?  Cause it ticks me off. 

*Why am I on a Muppet kick this morning? 

*Who did write the book of love? Cause I’d like to kick his @ss for making it so crazy.

*Did you know there was a talent show in China call the Mongolian Cow Sour Yoghurt Super Girl?  Yeah, me neither, but Oprah says so, so it must be true.  But why? 

*Why is it so hard to get out of bed in the mornings?

*How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll Center of a Tootsie Pop?  The owl totally bit.

*Why is it so easy to gain weight and yet so bloody hard to lose it? 

*Why are Sloppy Joe’s called that? 

*Why are there so many Star Trek movies? 

*More importantly, why do people feel the need to speak Klingon?  I mean I get that you like ST, but really?  Really?

*Why do my abs hurt sooooooo much after yoga? 

*Have you ever heard of naked yoga?  I saw a poster for it the other day and thought, why would anyone do that?  And then I thought, ewwww gross.

And so ends today’s randomness. 


DCUrbanDad said...

What's not to love about Mr. Lauer. Seriously.

I have never seen the other side. I actually think it is worth alternate reality. Don't go.

Bonita said...

I take it your kids aren't teenagers. I had to jog my memory for a minute to remember who the Muppets were.

I can honestly say that you asked some questions I've never thought to ask.

BeautifulWreck said...

I'll be waiting to see what answers you get on some of these!

pan x 8 said...

Whoa that naked yoga image is not good especially because i just started it 3 wks ago and that is "not" a pretty pic!

Cindi ~ Moomettesgram said...

Thanks for bringing back memories of the Muppets! My kids luved them!

Happy RTT & mine's posted too!

Mama Mentor

Anonymous said...

The owl TOTALLY bit!!!

Heather said...

naked yoga...the visual is not so nice and I'm afraid I'll be having naked yoga nightmares all night! Why would anyone want to do that (that actually knows what yoga is and the positions you have to get in)'s bad enough sometimes even with clothes on. Thanks for the laugh, loved your randomness!

Natalie said...

The last time I had a Tootsie Pop, I cut my tongue on the candy. Therefore I didn't count the number if licks to get to the center. :-(

Blogging Mama Andrea said...

Naked Yoga! (Imagine me pounding my fist in laughter). EWWW! Gross is hardly the word but yet it's so funny.

I love your Muppet edition, it's hilarious. Thanks for stopping by my blog today. I wish I could be a mom in high heels cause I love them! (But then I'd get more tickets for speeding no doubt.)

GreenJello said...

Naked yoga/naked Twister... same diff. :)

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