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Wednesday, November 4, 2009

You searching for me?

The pervs are at it again! I thought I’d update you guys on some of the recent searches that have brought depraved souls to my innocent little blog. You ready for this?

Ice cream inside heels
-Okay, really, why? Ice cream? IN heels? Weird.

Naked moms crouching down in high heels-Just Ewwwww! Why would you search for that? No, don't tell me, I'd rather not know. I imagine this post is not quite what they were looking for though.

Hard love in high heels-Ummmm….

I lost a bet and have to wear high heeled boots for one day-What kind of bet was this?

Dirty heels-What? I would never let my heels get dirty! Wait? What? Oh, that kind of dirty. Never mind.

Naked mom in heels-There are multiple searches for this. I’m thinking crazy Freud was onto something with that whole oedipal thing.

I’m a boy and I like to wear my mom’s high heels-Might I suggest getting your own?

High heels for pervs-At least this person knows he’s a perv

Slutty Jewish girls in skirts and heels-How very… specific.

Super hot moms in high heels-Why thank you! You came to the right place.

Isn’t that insane? It always gives me a good laugh to read through these and to see what country the searchers are from. Surprisingly a lot of them are not from the US. Look at me, I’m reaching out to the international perverts.

NaNoWriMo Update: At the end of Day 3 I should have written 5001 words. My actual count was 5308. Go me! They’re not all great, by any means, but the story is there and I can clean it up in Dec. Or maybe Jan. Okay, off to each the boy and write my 1667 words for the day.


satakieli said...

Those searches are too funny! haha!

I managed to get sort of caught up, did a huge writing session last night. The hubby, despite having written nothing for 2 days managed to write over 5000 words yesterday. He's insane. And he has CQ duty tomorrow night so he'll just be able to sit and write the whole time. He's totally going to beat me.

Are you getting Indy to do anything for NaNoWriMo? We were thinking that when Mikey is old enough to actually write we'll probably set little goals for him (Oh yes, I'm planning on doing this every year now!). Y'know, that way he's occupied so we can write more!

Frau said...

Awesome speed writing! Yay! You keep it up!

Mandy said...

haha...I love to hear about the searches!

otin said...

All seem like legitimate choices to me? LMAO!!!

But, then, I can be kind of a perv, sometimes!

Trac~ said...

Oh my gracious - unbelieveable! xoxoxo

Crazy Shenanigans said...

Wow...some of those are...interesting. Congrats on the word count though!

Captain Dumbass said...

Is your story about heels?

Tia said...

dude there are some weirdo gross pervs out there.

i like the ice cream one, though. how random.

Its So Very Cheri said...

That is crazy and sick and wrong.
I just found your blog and plan to follow and hope you will come do the same. I look forward to getting to know you better and will look around for a bit.


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Julia @ Hooked on Houses said...

I always think some of the searches for my blog are bizarre until I see what some of yours were. Too funny! And your commentary about them was cracking me up, too.

otin said...

My internet went out for about 30 minutes one day and you would have thought that someone dropped an atomic bomb! I was in a panic!

Maybe if I had some of your halloween candy, everything would be ok!

carolyn said...

I popped over after you left me a comment and have been laughing so hard.

These posts about the searches are HILARIOUS!!! Honestly, doesn't it make you these people come out of their homes and mingle with society- and worse, do we know them??

Thanks for the chuckle!

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