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Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Mmmmmm....Johnny Depp

If you haven't heard yet, People Magazine, arbiter of sexy men, has once again named Johnny Depp 'Sexiest Man Alive.' Now this doesn't mean he's up for grabs ladies. He's still mine. And that that other chick that he shacks up with until he and I are free to be united in a love that will sustain us through time. Or something.


Did you look at the cover? That is one sexy smile, isn't it? Oh, and look RPattz is there too! Wow, it's like porn. Only better because the guys are hot.


Here he is writing me poetry and wearing a GINORMOUS watch because he can't stop thinking about the time we'll be together. Probably.


Oh, this one makes me laugh! It was taken when I was just a teen and he in his mid 20's. He jokingly called me 'Betty Sue' because I went to an all girl Catholic school. He even had it tattooed on his arm. I told him he didn't have to, but he wanted everyone to know about our love.



Here he is, wearing those sexy little glasses he knows I love. Oh, Johnny!


Okay, see that? Right there? That hand over his heart? Yeah, that's our special signal. When he does that, it's to show me how much he loves me. Isn't that sweet?


And this one, well, it's kind of special, but I decided to share it with you anyway. He took this photo specifically for me (though I think it may have leaked to the press). He's in a wet outfit and no, that's not a gun in his pocket. :) Drink it in, ladies.


Just so you know I may or may not be blogging from a mental institution starting very soon (something about delusions, but I don't know), but that's okay, because I know Johnny will swing past my room, just to make me laugh.



7 comments:

Brutally Honest said...

Wait a minute...Johnny Deep beat out Edward?? FAIL!

Sonia Sunny Thomas said...

lol.. Hilarious...

I was crazy about 21 Jumpstreet just for Johhny...

Tia said...

i do love me some johnny depp!

Emily said...

LOL...Johnny is all yours. I claimed Edward long ago...

Carolyn @ My Backyard Eden said...

Now wait a minute! I thought Johnny was MY boyfriend! I guess he's cute enough for the both of us!

~Carolyn

BeautifulWreck said...

He is yummy.

Sarah Nicole said...

He is so cute! I love Johnny Depp. Probably wouldn't have been my personal pick...but I think they still made a good decision!

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